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Waveform Audio File Format  |  1992-02-07  |  847.0 KB  |  1 channel  |  11,127 sample rate  |  1 minute, 18 seconds
Transcription: Hello. Before we get started, there are just a few things you really ought to know. First, this isn't a movie. There are no actors acting, no script, no rehearsals. It's 120 people telling the funniest joke or story that they've ever heard. That works out to about six cents a joke. What a deal! Second, this is a very serious film. It's deep. This guy goes running into the psychiatrist office screaming, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. And the doctor says, calm down, calm down, you're too tense. There is no gratuitous nudity in this film. On a personal note, speaking as t ...